me And what comes next is a mystery to me

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

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tomatogami   536676 09.02.14

solojazz:

A new edition of the original Solo Jazz Shirt is now available at 777 Gallery — get em while they’re hot!

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solojazz   159 09.02.14
peaceisthenewhappy   4786 09.02.14
houndsoflove1985   2212 09.02.14

Your fave is problematic: Potion Seller

sturmtruppen:

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

god I’m so sick and tired of people shitting on Potion Seller and conveniently forgetting that

  • his potions are too strong for you traveler
  • you can’t handle his potions, they’re too strong for you
  • his potions would kill you traveler you can not handle them
  • why should he respect knights when his potions can do anything they can

I mean alright if you don’t like Potion Seller I get it, they’re not for everyone, and hell even I’ll admit that his strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man, but nothing is stopping you from just going elsewhere for your potions, and finding a seller who sells weaker potions.

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hero-of-canada   9007 09.02.14

peterosehair:

Had a bunch of people I like act super shitty to me this weekend. Actually looking forward to work, so at least I can be productive while being bummed.

lemme rough em up

peterosehair   3 09.01.14
estpolis   1431 09.01.14

keisuk3 submitted: Top 5 yaoi anatomies

gatorbiscuits   78376 09.01.14
kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

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officialwillowpape   88593 09.01.14

princeowl:

mulderhatesqueequeg:

sohmie:

full-of-fannies:

Remember that time David Duchovny had to present an award at the 2000 Grammys with J.Lo in that fuckin’ Versace dress?

Ahh…the turn of the century was a such a mess.

I NEED PICTURES????

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his penis was in full force that night

free him

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full-of-fannies   984 08.31.14